Cuntry Boys and City Girls

One, two, three, four, five

I said, I don't get out too much, I said
She said, you said, I said two times instead
I said, don't, please, please, please, no
You're just not funny, you know
So stick around here for a week or three or four
I passed out one time by your door
It was twenty to four
But I just can't be sure

Cinderella, Cinderella, she's my very kind of fella
Part right, half wrong, oh you know it won't be too long
Oh yeah
And, oh you know we country boys are only after sex and noise
Take me, shake me, I'm a real mess, oh yes
I love the way you city girls dress
Even though your head's in a mess

Well, it was some kind of house by some kind of road
With some kind of peculiar dress code
All the boys had no style
Not one girl did she smile
I said, "You're making me itch", she said, "Don't"
I said, "I'll try my best", she said, "I know that you won't"
But it's time to go home
While I was chewing her bone

Baby doll, baby doll, climbing on the bedroom wall
Got no real friends at all, maybe she's a mother or two
But I think she's into you
Take me home, take me home, call my mother on the phone
Ella was her name when I left, but now she is Rose
She got no fingers or toes

She lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now

(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven)
Woo!
Woohoohoohoo!

Cinderella, Cinderella, she's my very kind of fella
Part right, half wrong, oh you know it won't be too long
Oh, oh yeah
And, oh you know we country boys are only after sex and noise
Take me, shake me, I'm a real mess, oh yes
I love the way you city girls dress

Baby doll, baby doll, climbing on the bedroom wall
Got no real friends at all, maybe she's a mother or two
But I think she's into you
Take me home, take me home, call my mother on the phone
Ella was her name when I left, but now she is Rose
She got no fingers or toes

She lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes, now
Lost them everywhere that she goes

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